Transcript:
"Hi! Your friendly neighborhood Stick Figure here. You can call me Stick for short."
"It occurred to me recently that while everyday people want to be like celebrities, celebrities want to be like me!"
"I am totally flattered, but seriously... folks, don't be like Jared Leto... It's ok. Eat your food... and every once in a while, its fine to swallow it too."

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