So, I've been noticing an increasing number of searches for Devil's Crotch Hot Sauce reaching this site. I hate to say it, but the hot sauce itself does NOT exist! Maybe some enterprising person WILL make one to capitalize on the movie's hype... but as far as I've been able to find out, no such sauce exists...
Here are my top 10 hilariously named hot sauces from Amazon.
10) PAIN 100% Hot Sauce
This is the only sauce on the list that I've actually tried. While it's moderately hot, i wouldn't say it was 100% pain. Had a good taste and all... but I thought that the name was pretty funny, which is why I bought it.
9) Dave's Insanity Ghost Pepper Private Reserve 2009
Yeah, so This sauce is made with not just any kind of pepper... The heat of this stuff comes purely from undead spectre peppers. So hot that hell itself spat them back out to roam the land until being captured and put into this concoction.
8) Blair's After Death Sauce
Once again, we've got a sauce that deals with death. I'm guessing that in this case, It burns until well... after death. That's pretty hot considering that not even death will save you.
7) DA BOMB Ground Zero
I think the point of this one... give it to someone you DON'T like and make sure you're nowhere near ground zero when it goes off.
6) Kick Yo Ass Hot Sauce
This sauce goes right for the ass. I think that its clear from the title, you won't just suffer when its going in.
5) Whoop Ass Chipolte Fire Hot Sauce
Ass and Fire. Probably two things that make us squirm when we see them together in the same sentence. I like this one more than "Kick Yo Ass" because it seems hotter.
4) Ron's Nuckin Futs
While this name doesn't seem terribly hot, I think its huckin filarious!
3) Elvis Hunka-Hunka Burning Love Hot Sauce
I'm not sure that there's anything that I can say about this title that doesn't say for itself...
2) Hot Bitch at the Beach Hot Sauce
I like the fresh direction that this sauce takes with its title. Most other sauces have a lot of ass and poo play. This one makes me WANT to visualize its title.
1) Holy Shit Habanero Hot Sauce
I'm a big fan of the habanero. I'm sure this title lives up to its name.
You forgot After Death that shit is hotter than Dave's insanity sauce for real. One tinny drop in a half gallon of salsa will make on hell of a difference. I do suggest trying it. Good info really good reviews I have tried a lot of these.